As the humour page is growing by leaps and
bounds we have expanded the humor section from one page
to three. The main page, which you are currently on
contains you know you're a cross-stitcher when. . .
jokes, the General Tom-foolery
page includes Murphy's Laws of Cross-Stitching as
well as an ode to stitching and the Songs page contains songs written to
popular folk tunes.
You Know You're A Cross-Stitcher When
You think the X-Files is a show about cross-stitching.
Your car knows how to get to Michael's all by itself. (My son is named Michael, but he's not named after * that * Michael.)
You hear on the news that the police confiscated a large stash from a suspect's house and wonder when floss possession became illegal.
You know that UFO really stands for UnFinished Object and have no idea what those NASA people are talking about.
You get party invitations with "please leave stitch projects at home" written under the RSVP line.
Your family finds floss tails in their dinner.
You missed boarding your airplane because you had to finish off one more section.
You realize you should have bought Rubbermaid stock.
You see a brilliant rainbow and know the DMC numbers for each colour.
You have new floss release dates written in your daytimer. (Who me?)